American Sniper: not as good as Hurt Locker or Lone Survivor

The mega hit at American movie theaters the past couple weeks is American Sniper starring Bradley Cooper as real life Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle.

First the positives:

+ This movie does a good job showcasing the perspective of other American service peoples I’ve known that will tell you that what fucks with them the most does not come from taking lives so much as failing to protect lives.

+ Yes, there are true believers. I was drinking overseas with a vet colleague who was shocked-SHOCKED-that more young people of our generation did not sign-up because quote: “9/11 was the Pearl Harbor of our generation.” I think this is important to showcase in the movie because there has been a lot of unjustified criticism that the movie did not properly atone, or ‘make a statement’ about the strategic errors of the White House and top brass. To me this just seems like posturing. Although Clint Eastwood is basically trying to make a western/2d caricature out of man that by all reports I’ve read was quite a bit more complex, I’ve met enough people to know that this is a genuine perspective – big picture be damned, I’ve got a job to do – sort of thing.

+ Bradley Cooper ably plays a Texan.

The cons:

– The script is basically the guy bouncing back and forth between deployments and a realization that seeing a kid get a drill through his head makes you stare at a blank tv screen to let the audience know war is hell. All the while the wife is left expressing, “don’t go, don’t go” between the occasional panty-flash to remind the audience that they’re people who want to have a family with the white picket fence.

– Not enough Chris Kyle as a three-dimensional person. It wasn’t enough that the Today show and everyone’s Mom spoiled the ending of this movie, but you can tell that Eastwood probably took a page from Leo Strauss and thought that what Americans need is a simplified version – white hat/black hat. Some of my favorite parts were where they come into his snipers nest and say how it smells like piss (because snipers wait… and wait…), or the atmospheric sandstorm and helicopters (because the desert sucks). These points are rare though and the rest is what you’d probably expect from prime-time basic cable, and the most enthralling part was shown in the preview/first scene.

Book Review: The Stranger by Albert Camus (and thoughts on the Absurd)

Albert Camus - the Stranger

A friend that lurks the philosophy department at UW wanted me to read Albert Camus’ the Stranger. What he liked about it was its depiction of the ‘Absurdist Man’ and its description of an absurd, or capricious, legal system (the primary reason he thought I should read it).

So I read it, and also read Camus’ essay the Myth of Sisyphus so as to have a fuller understanding of what Camus means by absurd. In this there are two levels at play in The Stranger: the absurdity of the court proceeding and the absurdity of the act of murder that the protagonist Meursault commits.

First of all, Meursault is an unlikeable son-of-a-bitch. I apparently do not track with the prevailing view on Camus’ protagonist that he shot the Algerian man on the beach for no reason. Part of this is because the man Meursault shot had fought with him with earlier, and it seemed like a continuation of that conflict. The other part is my reading the book in 2014, and modern psychopathology might see his emotional detachment/flat affect as indicative of his being a sociopath, especially with admissions like “I would have liked to have tried explaining to him cordially, almost affectionately, that I had never been able to truly feel remorse for anything” (Page 100). As well as the ego of Meursault thinking he would be up to heading his own defense even though he apparently knew nothing of the French colonial legal system. In my mind that does not make him absurd, so much as define the outlines of a personality disorder and therefore predictable. However, this otherwise seems to be excellent allegorical work in commenting on French colonial attitudes toward Algerians. In this vein I would think Meursault stands in for that, and his dead mother possibly being some kind of stand-in for the neglected French revolution virtues of Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite for all.

Throughout the trial I couldn’t help but notate areas where I would have thought easy objections would have been made, mostly as to relevance. Such as the prosecution’s fixation on Meursalt’s response to his mother’s death and all other manner of hearsay evidence brought in to support it. The court is also not quite a court in the earthly sense, and takes on oddly religious dimensions with questioning the quality of Meursault’s very soul. I found this to be peculiarly French — in that even in a court of law the philosophy of aesthetics play such a considerable role.

I did find Meursault’s final reflections prior to his being sent to the gallows my favorite part. I have had vivid dreams of being tracked and killed after being accused of some crime not remembered, or lingering from a phantom illness to hearing the flat beep of a heart monitor, and could empathize with his thoughts of scorning those who go on living as “Everybody was privileged. There were only privileged people” (Page 121). It’s a rage born out of the ego’s lashing out after its failed attempts at saving itself, but completely understandable.

After reading Camus’ essay The Myth of Sisyphus, I realize that we share more common conceptions than not. The absurd in Camus’ sense does not seem that different than what passes for the modern non-teleological scientific worldview. However, perhaps where I part with Camus is that I see human consciousness simply as a further extension of the cosmos, which if we are part-and-parcel of the Universe, makes the Universe not entirely uncaring, and brings into question the utility of the phrase “absurd” altogether.

I rated it 3 Stars because the court scenes bugged the hell out of me, but it’s a 4 star book if you’re looking for some short and digestible philosophy or like railing against capital punishment. Recommend reading it either way as its discussion currency is considerable.

Too Many Cooks Exposes Internets Too Many Bullshit Articles Problem

As Drew Magery points out over at Deadspin’s Concourse regarding Adult Swim’s eleven minute absurdist Too Many Cooks, many of the Internets highest traffic websites have a bullshit article problem. Now, bullshitting has been around for time immemorial, but what makes this particularly bad are the sheer amount of bullshitting articles masquerading as serious political analysis (or rather overanalysis as it turns out).

Let me make this caveat first: ANY HALF-WAY DECENT WRITER SHOULD KNOW HOW TO BULLSHIT ANY POSITION FROM ANY ANGLE. You give me any prompt and ask me to spin it in any ideology and I will turn out whatever you like regardless of how seemingly opposite or extreme the initial elements (seriously, put in the comments anything you’d like, it’s just like mad-libs — and yes, I’m a little ashamed to admit I’ve made some cash doing this in the past). This is, by the way, how I imagine art criticism has persevered for millennia, and in this sense I can respect bullshitting as an entertaining (even thought-provoking at times) rhetorical exercise.

However, fun-and-games aside, as Frederik DeBoer points out, this has a detrimental Boy Person Who Cried Wolf effect on meaningful discourse:

When you ring the bell every single time, you make it impossible for people to take you seriously when you need them to. When you say that aggregating all women’s votes together into the category “Women Voters” is racist, you make it harder for the rest of us to say that our zoning laws and housing system are racist. Maybe that shouldn’t be the case, but it is the case. The world is absolutely filled with racist and sexist stuff. You don’t have to read the tea leaves for some “provocative” take on how Cookie Monster is secretly a caricature of Samoans to have plenty of racism to fight, guys.

This is part of the “tumblrization of politics”, or the absurd logical conclusion of the personal being the political for everything 24/7 coinciding with the mass availability of online publishing. I think this is also part of why so many educated/privileged people/activists of my generation excuse themselves from ever setting foot in places like an economics classroom. Any actual policy prescriptions, where you would hope that the actual lionshare of debate is going on, never really materializes in an ideal way. Oh sure, you might have some impressive demonstrations in the streets or twitter storms, but it’s a crapshoot whether that translates to turn out at the polls. And as we saw in the recent midterms, if the population does turn out it apparently confusedly votes both for progressive legislation and candidates whose stated goal is to repeal such legislation.

As far as countering this trend, keep in mind all of this financially incentivized “click-bait” exists amidst a vast desert of anything that could be considered substantive content on the not-behind-a-paywall Internet. This is reinforced by a 24-hour news cycle of sensationalist headlines with little substance. Add to that how the Internet is conditioning people’s brains to read only tidbits, thereby diminishing their ability to read in-depth/critically, and it should be no wonder infodemics spread like wild-fire with people reacting emotionally regardless of overwhelming evidence to the contrary (climate change/vaccines/etc). I suppose the most readily apparent solution is to at least participate in this ‘marketplace of ideas’ and KEEP TALKING:

Book Review: The Silence Of Animals by John N Gray

Silence of Animals - John N Gray

The Silence of Animals: On Progress and Other Modern Myths is a title that comes about wondering: ‘what is it about humans that makes them alone in the animal kingdom in being unable to sit in contented silence?’ In defining progress, Gray distinguishes between the progress of science and technology — which he sees as cumulative, and ethics and politics — which deal with recurring societal dilemmas. Similar to Sigmund Freud’s pessimism that suggested the natural state of humanity is sickness, and that one may only accept that and perhaps be aware of its limitations (provided therapy), comes this latest work by John N Gray (also the author of Black Mass: Apocalyptic Religion and the Death of Utopia).

Gray deploys a series of aphorisms that are supported through personal narratives of rebellion and exploitation from the last two centuries to make his points. Whether finding confirmation from the viewpoint of a burned-out communist (Alexander Herzen), or the viewpoint of a burned-out imperialist (Joseph Conrad), Gray seeks to expose the different faces of what he calls the ‘myth of progress.’ From the premise, “Evolution has no end-point or direction, so if the development of society is an evolutionary process it is one that is going nowhere,” Gray argues that those who claim to be able to banish the wickedness of mankind really just want to replace humans with figments of their imagination. For Gray, it is delusional to think that barbarism can be excised from humans (and foolish to think that such efforts would not likely entail their own barbarism).

In describing his opposition, Gray borrows the phrase ‘Ichthyophils’ from the Russian Radical journalist Alexander Herzen (1812-1870): “Ichthyophils are devoted to their species as they believe it ought to be, not as it actually is or as it truly wants to be.” Gray goes on to elaborate:

“Ichthyophils come in many varieties – the Jacobin, Bolshevik and Maoist, terrorizing humankind in order to remake it on a new model; the neo-conservative, waging perpetual war as a means to universal democracy; liberal crusaders for human rights, who are convinced that all the world longs to become as they imagine themselves to be.” (p. 60)

This broad indictment of much of the descendants of Platonic idealism has its limits in understanding the individual movements at more detailed levels. However, Gray is entertainingly persuasive in going after largely unchallenged foundational assumptions of opposing thought.

Gray also contrasts himself against atheist-humanists like Richard Dawkins, by describing what he thinks are contradictions in atheist-humanist assumptions about human beings:

“They exalt nature, while insisting that humankind – an accident of nature – can overcome the natural limits that shape the lives of other animals. Plainly absurd, this nonsense gives meaning to the lives of people who believe they have left all myths behind.” (p. 80)

The quietism that Gray seems to favor in his criticisms of other popular philosophical trends is probably most reminiscent of Blaise Pascal. The philosopher-scientist of the 1600s who once remarked, “All man’s miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room alone.” There is something to be said for emphasizing negative morality, on trying to stay out of trouble. However, to exist solely in a state of contemplation one wonders what would become of everything/everyone else (who’s carrying the water and hoeing the garden so to speak). This is perhaps why Gray sees the utility in the religions of the past, of quiet sacred spaces that act as temporary refuge from the worldly life.

Far from looking to abandon myth, Gray sees life without myth as like life without sex or art. In assuming that humanity is not able to ‘rise above’ myth, Gray reformulates perspectives as competing over a better depiction of reality gained from experience:

“In comparison with the Genesis myth, the modern myth in which humanity is marching to a better future is mere superstition. As the Genesis story teaches, knowledge cannot save us from ourselves. If we know more than before, it means only that we have greater scope to enact our fantasies. But – as the Genesis myth also teaches – there is no way we can rid ourselves of what we know. If we try to regain a state of innocence, the result can only be a worse madness. The message of Genesis is that in the most vital areas of human life there can be no progress, only an unending struggle with our own nature.” (p. 79-80)

Gray’s build-up and breakdown toward this ‘beginning where we start’ aspect is an overall entertaining journey. On a spectrum of popular pessimistic philosophy one could easily contrast Gray’s stance to Slavoj Zizek, a self-proclaimed Marxist psychoanalytic, who thinks that humanity should seek to become more artificial, more cut-off from its roots in nature. If what is meant by conservative is an understanding of the human animal as one with biological limitations just like every other animal, and that’s ok, then Gray is indeed a conservative for the contemporary era. I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars, and 240 pages seems like just the right length for the aphoristic style that Gray employs.

5 Things I’d Wish I’d Known Before Going to Law School

Now that law school is safely in my rearview mirror and I have that piece of paper that says JD, here is a non-exhaustive list of things you might want to know if you are Themis - Wikipediaconsidering the three year grind that is law school in the United States.

1. Law School Classes are not Taught According to any Contemporary Theory of Pedagogy or Psychology. The case method most common in American law schools was developed in the late 1800s, and the reason it hasn’t been changed is because… well there is no reason, it’s tradition. The American Bar Association will require you to be there for nearly every class depending on how many credits it is worth, and depending on the size of the school – that means you’re in a room with 50+ people in an auditorium and lectured at for 2 hours straight. If you’re not a reading/writing, or aural learner, and are more of a tactile or kinesthetic learner, do yourself a favor and get into those clinics and internships! That’s how they used to do it back in the day anyway – bring back apprenticeships/real internships!

2. Your First Year is the Most Important Year. This may seem odd, surely first year courses are all about introductions and orientation to the subject/profession correct? No! Law school is all about hitting the ground running where it pays to already know how to do law school classes before you actually get there – there is no “Profession of Law 101,” or “Introduction to Lawyer Methods and Practices.” You start with the major doctrines heavily weighted on your GPA right off the bat – Torts, Contracts, Criminal Law, Civil Procedure, and Property. Also, NEARLY ALL LAW SCHOOL CLASSES ARE CURVED — there’s only so many A’s and B’s to go around — be prepared for a lot of “yes, you answered it correctly, but this answer is more correct.” Not only that, but most law schools have class restrictions for advanced classes and clinics – meaning you can only take courses that are not bar tested (specialization classes) if your GPA is already high – these classes are the ones that tend not to be curved (so you can maintain that grade easier if you do well your first year). That C or B- you received in civil procedure while you were still figuring out how to IRAC(P) will haunt you the next two years as you get A’s in multiple classes just to dig your way back to GPA par.

3. Law School is Not Graduate School. I went to grad school before law school, and I’m glad I did because I would have been too burned out from school to do it the other way around. Grad school you are typically admitted as part of a small cohort, everyone pretty much knows each other, and you work closely with your professors on a variety of projects. Law school is much more like the undergraduate relationship with professors, but with 10 times the workload (it’s an unwritten rule in academia that the only people who get to complain to law students about workload are med students). Whereas in graduate school the relationships with professors are more organic because you are often working in collaborative situations with them, there is this weird expectation that you will go and visit law professors on your own time (which is already in short supply) under the guise of peppering them with random questions about the reading during their office hours. And yes, gunners and sycophants will abuse this process in order to box out other students from gaining the advantage on knowing what the professor might want to see on the One Big Test at the end of the semester.

4. Most Law Students Lack Intellectual Curiosity. Lawyers are also known by the professional suffix “esquire,” which comes from the word squire, which is basically a knight’s caddy (just replace knight with client and you get the idea). While most students at law school have a history of achieving high grades and are very ambitious, few will actually want to engage with the whys of the laws they are studying, preferring instead only to focus on how the current laws fit together in order to minimize liability for clients. Although this makes sense as it is a primary function of lawyering, it does not seem to register with many of them that the laws are made up… often times by other people with law degrees, which suggests they should be at the forefront of any changes. This becomes most glaring when students are moved out of their first year auditorium size classes that only allow for one or two pedantic comments per student a whole semester with One Big Test at the end — to the smaller advanced classes of about a dozen where they actually have to discuss and defend their reasoning and ideas at length every class and write papers.

5. The Socratic Method is one of the Most Abused Terms in Law Schools. One thing you will notice in law school if you ever studied anything of Socrates is that people use this term a lot without knowing what it means. That adjunct professor you dropped tens of thousands of dollars to listen to mechanically ask each student to summarize different parts of the case reading – IS NOT PRACTICING THE SOCRATIC METHOD. Socrates, at least what we know from Plato’s writings describing Socrates, had a destination in mind that he was taking the listener to when he was asking a series of questions. However, those rare times where you do get a Socratic pro, is legitimately one of the most educationally enriching experiences (and debates) one can have.

 

When Kids Get Told They’re Going to Hell, or How to Turn Bullying into an Opportunity for the Intellectual Immune System

Sabio Lantz, author of Triangulations, in a post titled “My Sons Tears: Why I am outspoken [atheist],” illustrates why simply ignoring or not discussing religion or supernatural beliefs at home turned out not to be the best strategy:

My son was sitting on the couch after school and was tearful. It took me more than half an hour to get him to open up – that was very unusual for my son. He finally told me that his friends at school were teasing him about going to Hell.
I told my son that he no longer has to respect other people’s religious beliefs when they say stupid things like that. I equipped him with anti-scary-god arguments and my son began to debate those school buddies.

The rest of the post has it sounding like it worked out for his son and his peer group eventually leading to a truce. Every group finds its own point of equilibrium I suppose. While equipping a child with atheist talking points is one strategy, I think I would prefer a more thoroughgoing kind of intellectual self-defense.

The approach that I am going to take when it comes to my kiddo is closer to a strategy of overwhelming knowledge on the topic. Ideally this leads to knowing more about a religion than (most of) the people who claim to be its adherents. Continue reading